Ponderings

The Flower Letters #3

If you’re reading this, you received your fourth Norah Aven Flower Letter which contains the third secret message

Listen, I’m just going to be blunt at this point…

These are fricken stupid. The author wasted 53 words and a heck of a lot of my time to say “talk to Samir Anju.”

This Uncle Jack guy is a joke. He’s wasting his niece’s precious time, while her life is in danger, I might add, to write wordy little messages with absolutely no point to them.

“Trust no one” no shit, Sherlock, you should have told her that from the beginning.

These messages are making me unnecessarily angry. But I can handle bad writing much better when I don’t have to work for it. 😆

Anyway, here you go, you lucky reader benefiting off my sweat and frustration.


This has been,

FTC


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Ponderings

The Flower Letters #2

Well, if you’ve received your third letter of the Norah Aven Chronicles, then you’ll have your second secret message from Uncle Jack.

Who is an utter prick.

Seriously, you’re writing secret messages to your niece who’s in danger and you spend your precious words writing DRIVEL???

This is what gets under my skin ever time I start decoding. It makes me UNNECESSARILY vengeful that I’m once again 10 years old at the kitchen table with a cereal box prize promising a secret message with a decoder ring and the message, after dutiful minutes of decoding is:

“Congratulations! You decoded the secret message!

And 10 year old me is sitting there burning the disappointment so deep in my brain that as I sit here, now at 33, I can feel it seeping out of the cracks to soak into my brain, dripping down my spine to fill my chest with rage.

It’s dramatic, I know. But I am nothing if not ✨dramatic.✨

So here you go, my cheat sheet. I hope you’re enjoying The Flower Letters thus far. I absolutely adore them.

Except for this part… This part can go rot in Heck.


Yours truly,

FTC


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Books and Affiliated

The Flower Letters

Can you believe it? I’m so pissed off at poorly written secret codes, that it brought me back to my blog, haha!

I purchased a series of Flower Letters from an Instagram ad. This one is the Norah Aven Chronicles. I’m 3 letters in and so far, they are fun, creative, and interesting. I’m not here to trash the author. I think her business is incredibly awesome and I’ll be purchasing more for sure.

BUT… And here’s the nuisance. This story has a decoder key and each letter provides a secret message from one character to another. This was absolutely thrilling at first, until I started decoding the first message. It threw me aaalll the way back to middle school when cereal boxes had toys and one was a decoder ring or something. I’m pretty sure Calvin & Hobbes even has a comic strip about this specific toy.

The “secret message” they always gave you was some drivel like “congratulations! You’ve decoded the message!” And even as a kid, I felt terrible miffed by the let down.

Well, here I am as an adult TERRIBLY MIFFED that these secret messages I’m wasting time and brain matter on are ABSOLUTELY USELESS DRIVEL. If I could say anything to the author (besides I LOVE YOU, THIS IS AWESOME, PLEASE KEEP WRITING MORE LETTERS) it would be:

… For real? … You thought these messages were a good idea? Who is your editor? I would like to slap them.

So here I am, saving some annoyed reader the frustration of decoding yet another useless message.

And, trust me, I thought about ignoring them all together…

But I can’t.

Curiosity always gets the best of me.

Every two weeks, I’ll receive a new letter. And every two weeks, I’ll decode it and post it here.

I hope you find this when you need it.


This has been,

FTC


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Books and Affiliated, Raw

You Do You

I don’t care that my stories or even my characters may not seem realistic all the time. I write the kind of stories I want to read, and so should you.

How often have we heard that encouragement? “Write for yourself! You’ll find readers who enjoy your work as much as you do!” But how often are we hounded by the same gurus telling us we need realistic, heart-felt, raw characters, we need ordinary, everyday issues about life and personhood addressed and resolved, we should write about current events so readers will gravitate to our work?

I struggle with this idealism to make my characters real in a real way, and yet molding them into the heroes and heroines I need to propel the plot forward. Sometimes I write characters who are bolder than I feel. Some of them are shy and morose like me. I’ve been blamed for making shallow main characters who are only moved by supporting characters. Maybe sometimes I feel shallow and can only be moved by people around me. But on the flip side, I’ve also been accused of writing unrealistically brash characters who jump into action without thinking!

There’s no placating people. Everyone has an opinion, and someone will always tell you to do the exact opposite of what you are currently doing.

So, here’s my question: What’s your opinion?


Sometimes we have to refocus ourselves to the reason we write. I’ve been writing for so long, I don’t remember not being a writer. Before I started publishing, before I even shared my work, I literally only wrote for my sister – and maybe one or two supportive friends. I also wrote…for me. I loved my stories. When I get an idea in my head, it’s so exciting. I love the thrill of adventure! I love writing about young girls who get the chance to experience magic, who talk to fairies, who aren’t bound by family but go off willy-nilly without repercussions, scoldings, or groundings. I write to free my mind from my body, and I write to satisfy these urges to hop on a plane to who-knows-where and just escape!

In reality, I really don’t want to run away from home. Yes, I want to explore this world, but that’s not financially realistic – yet. Besides, I love my home. I love my stupid town. I love all the stupid people who populate it, the just and the unjust alike. I just want to experience adventure in a safe way.

And what better way to – safely – experience it than through a good book?


If I never publish another book, it won’t break my heart. I will continue to populate my personal bookshelves with my stories, and if that sounds narcissistic to you, then YES. YES IT IS.

Here is the only time I will tell you to fully embrace narcissism. Nobody is going to love your stories as much as you do. You will never have enough fans, enough adoring Tweets and Facebook messages to compete with the love you have for your own book. And you know why that is? Because you birthed the darn screaming, pooping, puking, colicky thing. You stayed up late and woke up early. You beat your head against walls and computer desks. You were stumped by its rebellion, but you overcame its temper tantrums. You pointed a finger at the notebook or computer screen and shouted, “You’re going to behave, grow up, and become a decent book, so help me God!”

Good parents will always tell you no one will love your child more than you will. It’s the same for books. No one will understand why you put so much patience and time into a few stupid words. Some will even tell you to trash something if it’s just being too difficult.

Well, that’s not what we do around here, is it? No, sir. You pick up that sniveling, snot-faced, puffy-eyed story, wipe away its pathetic tears, give it a few pats on the butt and tell it to go play on the swingset. This is your book. And this is my book.

So let’s write like we don’t give two fudgesicles about the world and its problems.

This has been,

Fanny T. Crispin

 

From Writing to Publishing

Writing Material – Voice

I was talking with a fellow writer about an author’s Voice. It’s a commonality in the writing world, and everyone tells you to find your Voice.

Let’s talk about that.

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“Finding a writing voice can be a struggle, whether you’re writing a novel, short story, flash fiction or a blog post. Some may even wonder, what is voice in writing?” ~Writer’s Digest

An easy voice to distinguish is Master Tolkien himself. Ye gods, that man was wordy. Well, he was an English professor, so what do you expect? Nevertheless, any Tolkien fan would recognize his work because of his lengthy descriptions, his attention to the slightest detail, and the ambiance of good, heavy writing. You kind of have to chew your way through the book, then set it down and let it digest slowly.

Another author I enjoy–on the opposite spectrum–is Eoin Colfer, author of the Artemis Fowl series. He has a nice, clean way of writing. His expressions are short and to the point, and he encompasses a clever wit to his writing that makes the pace even that much more enjoyable. You won’t see him spend too much time on description. He’ll give you the necessary details, then move you along with action.

So, again, what is Voice?

The writer’s voice is the individual writing style of an author, a combination of their common usage of syntax, diction, punctuation, character development, dialogue, etc., within a given body of text (or across several works).” ~Wikipedia

The way you write reflects how you speak. Long-winded individuals write lengthy, long-running, and sometimes endless compsitions. Quiet individuals tend to have gentler compositions. Class clowns write hilariously–they can’t help it. They find humor in everything.

If you sit yourself down and reflect on how you generally speak to people, you can safely assume your writing–at least, at first–will reflect that. Sometimes, that isn’t such a good thing.

There’s more to your writer’s voice than writing the way you talk, especially since you talk differently in different situations. Your voice is actually a reflection of your entire personality, including your speech patterns. And you can have more than one voice and create voices specifically for your characters if you write fiction.” ~Simple Writing

When in writing, you also want to maintain a level of structure. Don’t look at Ray Bradbury… He doesn’t count. There are rules to punctuation, grammar, and sentence structure. You’ve all learned this in school. Editors these days are far more strict when it comes to their craft, as they should be. Writing is a form of preserving the English (or any) language. You can text type however you want, but if you are creating a novel masterpiece, you, too, should take pride in your work.

You can change your Voice, yes. It’s most noticeable in your own writing rules. Everyone has their own rules. Some people like to break the rules–they’re not laws, after all. However, as stated, editors like the rules. Learn about English through reading. Observe sentence structure. Play with the arrangement of words. Make your work long or short. Give it action or description. Sprinkle it with mystery, excitement, or romance. Write what you enjoy, and people will come alongside you.

As you write, you will naturally slip into a Voice comfortable to you. You shouldn’t stress about discovering it, because it’s already inside you. Step back to study your work and see what you find. Change it as you see fit. Keep what you like.

For [our] ally is [our Voice]. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. It’s energy surrounds us and binds us.” ~Yoda

This has been,

Fanny T. Crispin