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I am so happy to report there is not a single message to decode after Episode 18. 🥹 I’m so happy. You have no idea. I couldn’t bring myself to struggle through one more lame-ass message!

But I would have done it for you…

I received all my Flower Letters for The Chronicles of Norah Aven, 24 in total.

I hated the ending.

Fair thee well. I hope I saved you some time and heart ache. I won’t be posting my typical review because, well, I think you know how I feel about these by now…

This has been,

Fanny T Crispin

My husband and I took 20mg of THC each in a fruity beverage.

It took a little bit to kick in. For awhile, I only had typical physical drunk feelings.

That’s when everything started turning psychedelic.

I definitely felt like I understood the secrets of the universe and I could talk to any version of myself and review the lessons I learned. I had this incredible appreciation for the words spoken by humans. Everything is true.

Whenever something got scary, I laughed it off and it went away, even demons. I felt the fall into darkness with a negative thought and realized it was a sticky place and hard to get out of, but easy to avoid. From then on, it was all kittens and rainbows.

I could see down any path I wanted except for two places in my future because they are my “greatest achievements here on Earth” and I wanted to “experience them fresh.” I learned not to second-guess my imagination, but trust it for the creative force that it is.

“Am I god?” came up, of course, and this felt like an OBVIOUS question.

I toured my incredible body from the digestive track to the blood vessels (Rick & Morty anyone? Lol.) I got to participate in my body’s active healing and aligned that with everything in the universe, everything creating in musical tandem.

Laughter was magic and love was powerful.

Cats are telepathic because we all are. If your cat respects you, they won’t stop you from experiencing the metaphysical, but they really do want to keep you safe.

The whole time I felt like I was floating, weightless, and out of my body even while being beautifully linked to my body. I met all my spirit guides, but couldn’t recognize them, because I felt like that wasn’t necessary to know just yet. But they represent a palette of colors blending into each other (think different shades of the same color.)

I had a lot more trust in myself. If I said something wasn’t necessary to know, I wholeheartedly believed me. I got to SEE music and FEEL energy and ride the waves of the cosmos.

THAT was a trippy experience.

GW kept falling asleep. 😆 But for awhile he was quiet, awake, and kept whispering “whoa.”

This has been,

FTC

Greetings, fellow readers.

I have made a valuable discovery between Secret Message 4 and 6.

SomeTHING has taken over Uncle Jack and is writing the messages instead. Seriously, #4 is a lame-ass prophetic message not in Uncle Jack’s style and #6 is following the same asynine pattern.

Albine wings.

Pregnant women.

*snorts*

Pouch of safety, you went with pouch???

Anyway, we’re on letter 18 which means we’re over halfway through this ridiculousness. Our hero is back. The story is mildly interesting again.

But I swear to Aisha if I have to decode another one of these idiotic messages, I will have an aneurysm. They are seriously rage inducing.

And remember… We paid $100 for this torment.

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Frazzled,

FTC

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WHERE IS NORAH?

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM NORAH.

SHE WENT MISSING IN CHAPTER 5 AND WE’VE HAD A SLEW OF UNRELIABLE CHARACTER EVER SINCE AND NOW WE’RE ON CHAPTER 14 WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.

GIVE US NORAH AVENS. GIVE US OUR MAIN CHARACTER.

#Letter14 #TheFlowerLetters #NorahAven #TheSecretLanguageOfJack #DrJackALukens #Books #Letters #BookMail #Adventure #SecretMessage #SecretLanguage #DecoderKey

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Slowly coming unhinged,

Fanny

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Here we are again.

We’ve gotten through a good bit of the story before another coded message came through, so this should be your 12th letter.

I’m not holding my breath for anything. And I’m just going to be honest, the author is losing me with these letters. Too many voices have been mixed in and I really only care to hear about Norah and what’s happening in her head. And James of course. But I’ve got a stack of new letters I haven’t even opened yet, so I’m trying to get through them as part of my TBR pile.

The letters and extras are very creative and colorful. It’s kind of fun to open a letter and have stickers and recipes falling out. This week we’re making crystals. 😆 I think if more effort was put toward the story, it would be beneficial. I can’t help wondering what the war-torn lovers Flower Letters are like, but at $100 for a “book series” I’m hesitant to dive into another one of these.

Oh, in case you thought this wasn’t annoying enough, I lost my decipher key. 😅 So I have to go back to the messages I’ve previously decoded and create a new key.

I MADE THIS FOR YOU.

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As always,

FanTC

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