Month: July 2024

Ponderings

The Flower Letters #3

FanTC

If you’re reading this, you received your fourth Norah Aven Flower Letter which contains the third secret message

Listen, I’m just going to be blunt at this point…

These are fricken stupid. The author wasted 53 words and a heck of a lot of my time to say “talk to Samir Anju.”

This Uncle Jack guy is a joke. He’s wasting his niece’s precious time, while her life is in danger, I might add, to write wordy little messages with absolutely no point to them.

“Trust no one” no shit, Sherlock, you should have told her that from the beginning.

These messages are making me unnecessarily angry. But I can handle bad writing much better when I don’t have to work for it. 😆

Anyway, here you go, you lucky reader benefiting off my sweat and frustration.

This has been,

FTC

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Ponderings

The Flower Letters #2

FanTC

Well, if you’ve received your third letter of the Norah Aven Chronicles, then you’ll have your second secret message from Uncle Jack.

Who is an utter prick.

Seriously, you’re writing secret messages to your niece who’s in danger and you spend your precious words writing DRIVEL???

This is what gets under my skin ever time I start decoding. It makes me UNNECESSARILY vengeful that I’m once again 10 years old at the kitchen table with a cereal box prize promising a secret message with a decoder ring and the message, after dutiful minutes of decoding is:

“Congratulations! You decoded the secret message!

And 10 year old me is sitting there burning the disappointment so deep in my brain that as I sit here, now at 33, I can feel it seeping out of the cracks to soak into my brain, dripping down my spine to fill my chest with rage.

It’s dramatic, I know. But I am nothing if not ✨dramatic.✨

So here you go, my cheat sheet. I hope you’re enjoying The Flower Letters thus far. I absolutely adore them.

Except for this part… This part can go rot in Heck.

Yours truly,

FTC

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